one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
No I’ll be more like :
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
Omfg i cant
LMFAO OMG .